SHIT HAPPENS according to the Philosophers ! ! !
Thales:
Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit
Epicurus:
If shit happens, enjoy it.
Socrates:
What is shit? Why is shit?
The truly wise do not claim to know shit...
Know thy shit.
Plato:
There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
Aristotle:
The essence of shittyness...
Archimedes:
Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float?
Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.
Descartes:
I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.
Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire):
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.
Thoreau:
I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out of life.
Sartre:
Shit is meaningless!
What is shit, anyway?
Freud:
Shit is a phallic symbol.
Jung:
The Shitter is the most important Archetype.
Godel:
It can be proved that it cannot be proved that shit happens.
Lao-Tzu:
It is utterly pointless to try to explain shit.
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