Because SHIT Happens...! part7

SHIT HAPPENS    to computers ! ! !

Computer Science:
There's a bug somewhere in this shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Database:
Where did I put that shit?

Compiler:

I don't care if it's shit, as long as it has semicolons in the right places.
First-law-of-robotics-ism:
Robots can not shit or let shit come to happen.

AI:
...wanna bet?

alt.cascade:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>h
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>t
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>h
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>p
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>p
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>e
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>n
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s

rec.humor:
Can someone send me some shit? I lost mine.
Me too! I want shit too!

alt.flame:
Emacs is such shit! I save .00001% keystrokes with vi!

UNIX:
Bowel fault. Shit dumped.

VAX/VMS:
No Privilege for attempted shit.

DOS:
It's shit, but it's compatible.

Windows:
The same shit as DOS, only GUIer.

X/Motif:
That's another client's shit.

PDP-11:
It used to be good shit...

Cray:
If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't need a supercomputer...

Macintosh:
('nuff said)

Pascal:
Hey! That shit's the wrong type!

C:
It's shit, but it's efficient.

C++:
It's shit that's in a class by itself.

Assembler:
0x000000: 53 68 69 74 20 48 61 70 70 65 6E 73 21

Ada:
It's a package of shit, and it's private shit.

Lisp:
(defun Does_Shit_Happen(exp)(cond(t t)))

Fortran:
It's shit, but I don't know any better.

Cobol:
IT-IS-DEFINITELY-OLD-SHIT, BUT-IT'S-JOB-SECURITY.

BASIC:
It's shit.